The Girls of QVC

Flicking and floating through Freeview,
Idly browsing TV;
Opened the door to a netherworld –
The girls of QVC.

Attractive, approachable ladies,
Grins like cheshire cats;
Making the best of wearing
Complete and utter tat.

Quality. Value. Convenience.
In theory the acronym is fine.
But if TV’s future looks bleak,
This channel’s a warning sign.

Presenters like vacuous mannequins,
Peddling teleshopping hell.
Capturing hordes of pensioners
Under their unwitting spell.

Freedom of choice is a privilege
Enjoyed by you and me
Don’t be fooled by the call of the sirens,
The girls of QVC.


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